Friday, 11 June 2010

HELP!

I know this is mega late but I have only just realised how I should have utilised this blog!

B's hen night is tomorrow and I've got the majority share of organising stuff. To be fair though - everyone has really helped out and it looks like it will be carnage a great weekend.


However, I need some dares/challenges/forfeits. I've got a few but need more. Can I have some suggestions please? Not too extreme but a lil'!

Some ideas (to give you something to compare yours to!):

· Persuade a stranger to buy you a drink
· Get the phone number of a man whose name begins with a vowel
· Every time you hear a Lady Gaga song, you have to do 10 seconds of the running man (I’ll put some Lady Gaga songs on my phone!)
· Approach a stranger of either sex and pretend that you’ve known them for years.
· Sing Chesney Hawke’s “I am the one and only” in a bar
· Get a bald guy to give you a hug
· Get a picture of you and a guy with a tattoo
· Stand outside a shop window looking in and perform 5 star jumps.
· Act out which animal you’d like to be if you were reincarnated
· Gargle the wedding march
· Find three names and numbers for new volunteers to be in the bridal party
· Approach someone else's table and offer to belly dance for them

Thank you! (in advance!)

Thursday, 10 June 2010

Pregnant or Fat?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8730106.stm

I love this article. And totally agree with the last sentence. Many a time I've umm-ed and ahh-ed about offering people my seat. So much so that sometimes, I just sit and pretend I'm doing something on my phone just to avoid eye contact! :

Thursday, 3 June 2010

Placards

I’m going to start carrying some around with me in the car so I can just pick them up and hold them up against the window as I drive past a car.

“You are HOT!”

“DAMN!”

“Learn to EFFING drive!”

“Why are you hogging the fast lane?!”

“Your car is sooooo nice!”

I saw a beautiful guy this morning in a beautiful car who I did a lil’ bit of rearview mirror flirting smiling with.


Yeah, the sun is out and it’s definitely bringing out the floozy in me.

Saturday, 29 May 2010

Being Friends with a Gigwhore!

Being friends with Pseudo is rubbing off on me and it's not helping my wallet at all!


Having read QFAP's post and consumed with jealousy, I longed and cursed myself for being poor.

But it seems that sometimes (just sometimes) that I get a break.

WTF am I talking about? An email in my inbox this morning from my phone provider with a code for 2 for 1 tickets to see Bon Jovi. That's right - BON JOVI! OMG! I'm so excited!

I won't be able to do QFAP's review any justice but I can't wait!

Monday, 24 May 2010

Tribulations

MAN! I am such a flirt. This is. Definitely. Not. Good. :(

J and I have been out a few times now. About 6 I think. And whilst he’s a lovely lovely guy (he’s so nice), he’s just not the guy for me. Nothing to do with my cultural issues from before. More so that he just doesn’t do it for me. I need someone who can put up with my fiery temperament. Someone who makes me laugh out loud. Someone who just doesn’t happen to be J. And I don’t know how to tell him. The worst thing I can do is give him hope by prolonging our contact.

It’s like I’m breaking up with him and we’re not even a damn couple!

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Ad Hoc

It is 11:34 PM and I am at work. In Dublin.

It's awesome isn't it? My manager called me up at about 14:00 earlier today and asked if I had anything urgent planned for the next two days. When I said no, she basically went "You're going to Dublin". Well she actually asked if I wouldn't mind and I definitely didn't mind. So I rushed home, packed, grabbed my passport and landed in Dublin about 4 hours ago.

Oh the life of a corporate high flier! :P :S


P.S. There's so much I'd like to write about so much stuff but only so much that I think I can share. When did blogging become so difficult?

Thursday, 13 May 2010

What You Already Know

My musical taste is questionable at the best of time so I usually leave these kind of posts to Pseudo or Sabby. But I want to share these with you!




I think they have done other covers but I didn't have time to find any more on youtube!