Tell Me Off

Can somebody please tell my hormones to control themselves?!

It's only a matter of time before I throw myself at somebody!

Eye Candy

There is a guy who comes into the shop where I work (part time) who is so hot is hurts. Seriously, it physically hurts me. Every time I see him, I kinda turn into jelly. And we've started flirting. Which I know won't end well! But he's soooo HOT. He looks like Pharell Willams. But hotter.

God Damn!

XOXO

Remember when I wrote this?

And Auf wrote this.

Now someone (someone who is a hottie as well) has started to end their texts with x.

Confused? Yeah - that'd be me!

Time & Place

There is a time and a place for everything. Being chatted up at 6:45 on a Monday morning on my way to work is not one of them.*




(*Unless you're mega HOT!)

Placards

I’m going to start carrying some around with me in the car so I can just pick them up and hold them up against the window as I drive past a car.

“You are HOT!”

“DAMN!”

“Learn to EFFING drive!”

“Why are you hogging the fast lane?!”

“Your car is sooooo nice!”

I saw a beautiful guy this morning in a beautiful car who I did a lil’ bit of rearview mirror flirting smiling with.

Yeah, the sun is out and it’s definitely bringing out the floozy in me.

The Down Side of Road Rage

I don't get road rage (often). In fact, I can be very patient. What I don't like though is when people try to cut me up.
You can clearly see that I have patiently been waiting in the queue of traffic to get to my destination.
You can see that I am in the correct lane (I know some of these concepts may be foreign in SL! :P). So why do you think it is acceptable to come speeding along the side of me and try to pull out in front of me?!

My usual response to these things are (me shouting through the glass and hoping that the person can lip read!) "Can't you see that we've all been waiting patiently?!" No, I will not let you in. I've WE'VE all been waiting and you should too! No I don't care how flash your car is!" (whilst thinking "That is such a nice car!")

So this morning when someone tried to cut me up and I moved Betty forward to close the gap, I was mortified that the driver of the other car that I had just given my usual response to was VERY HOT! To make it worse, he gave me a very sorry looking shrug (one that said, "we could have had something!") and I felt very very bad. Not least because he was hot, but more out of guilt!

The moral of this story? Choose your road rage victims wisely.

Wrong!

I have a habit of doing things that are wrong but it must be bad when you find one of your director's (strangely) attractive?

He smells soooo good. He's so tall. He's so nice. He has a beautiful accent....

And he's probably about 50!

So wrong!

*blush*

Good Weather

The thing about good weather is everyone looks beautiful. More cyclists come out and I sit and swoon at the calf muscles on display. I guess the weather being this good does have some perks!

Awkward Silences

You know when you work in a building for long enough that you can recognise people and they recognise you but you never acknowledge each other because you don't work in the same department or you haven't been formally introduced to them so you don't feel it's "right" to say hello or smile or even make eye contact (you know - walk past with your eyes glued to the floor and hope they didn't see you/recognise you and hope for the best that you don't walk into something!)?! Yeah those moments suck.

But what about when you're in an elevator (lift) with them. What do you do then?!

It's difficult isn't it? I guess it wouldn't be so bad if it was a person that was at least Jack Point a mega hottie and you could fantasise about illicit elevator activities* (if you have enough floors to have a good attempt at least!)!

There's only so long that you can stand in silence before one of you tries to make trivial conversation. Just when you thought the awkwardness couldn't get any better - it does!

*So I'm horny - sue me!

Signals

You know when you write/text/type :) on the end of your messages when what you really want to write is "x" and denote that you fancy the socks off that person and wish that they could get their arse into gear so that you can both start flirting with each other?

No you don't know? Oh, must just be me then! :-P

Confirmation

It's confirmed. I don't have the jaw strength or stamina to do things that involve jaw action!*

Why?! Because I got tired trying to eat my (albeit very crunchy) cereal this morning!

Seriously - it was soooo tiring!




*Great other half I'd make!

Prostate Cancer & Behaviour I'm Good At!

I've never really spoken about my job because I really don't have anything interesting to say. That's not changed today but it needs to be mentioned so I can tell you about the behaviour I'm good at!

I work within clinical research. Currently I work with Phase III Cancer trials. I've never had much to do with Cancer and a lot of it has been learning on the job. Currently I deal with the Prostate portfolio. This means that I get to interact with more men than I probably should and am probably going to be scarred for life hearing some of their stories but if it helps make their lives that lil' bit better - what's a lil' scarring right?!

March is Prostate Cancer (PC) awareness month and in a bid to raise awareness, my colleague R (who I babysat for) organised a PC awareness day in a bid to give people the chance to attend whether they be patients, carers or other research staff - anyone who wanted to know a bit more basically.

So we managed to get a town hall to donate a room for free and get a few organisations to come down to help raise awareness. Me and a room full of men? And so the floozy like behaviour commenced! PC is common in certain ethnicities and I tend to attract more attention from these ethnic groups than others so I was made to "circle" the room and hand out some info. Cue one guy from certain ethnicity (OGFCE) cornering me as I walked out in the corridor
OGFCE: So you work here huh?
Me: Yeah...
OGFCE: So what do you do?
Me: *tries to explain in a nutshell*
OGFCE: Would I be eligible for that kinda treatment?
Me: Well, do you have PC?
OGFCE: No....
Me: *Thinking WTF?!* Oh, well what you should do is go and see the doctor and get a PSA test done. PC is really quite common in your ethnicity and it's better to be safe than sorry.
OGFCE: So.. what do you do in your spare time?
Me: *being the polite girl that I am* You know - normal stuff... *explain my fantastic range of hobbies!*
OGFCE: Oh right - I organise gigs and stuff. You should come along.
Me: Cool. Well I'll try. Thanks.
OGFCE: Have you got a boyfriend?
Me: *A resounding yes because I did not want to get into a situation. Bear in mind he was exactly 20 years older than me!*
OGFCE: Oh, that's a shame. Not for him but for me. I was going to ask for your number but it wouldn't be appropriate would it?
Me: Aww - that's kind but no it wouldn't. But make sure you get checked out for PC and let me know about your gigs. *Cue Scrumpy desperately trying to get away*
OGFCE: Well, take my number anyways.
Me: Sure

And I wrote it down and everything! WHY and HOW do I get myself into these situations?!

But I did use my floozy like behaviour to get people to come in off the street and helped raise awareness of PC so I'm not a complete floozy - just a partial one!

What I Didn't Mean to Start!

So this post led to this post which leads to this post! Clearly I wasn't being mental - I'm apparently quite normal it seems. And it seems that most of the Kottu girlies seem to have similar (and impeccable) taste!

I guess I should expose those that make me go *swoon*!

These are in no particular order and there will be no scoring system so you don't need to figure out who I have the most hots for (though some of you may already know!)!

Ian S: Because he is hot! And he was the first (and to date only) blogger that I have met in person. He's so polite, well travelled and has good stories. Did I mention that he's hot?!

Dili: He's 6'0". There is nothing more to be said. But I like the way he writes and he's always been very nice to me. He's also gone missing! :(

Kalu: Here's a guy that channelled a new concept for a blog. He used his initiative - attractive. And he's sooooo polite! He comes across as such a gentleman and I have no doubt that he is anything less. I know I said I wouldn't be too specific but he is definitely one of my favourites!

Gehan: My very first blogging crush type thingy. It was and still is the voice. I remember it oh so clearly..... He writes well but that kinda took a back burner once I heard him!

Jack Point: Like the others say - tall, dark and handsome (modest too!) - I think some of his posts are awesome. I regularly read his blog though I don't think he knows I exist.... *sigh*

N: He works with porn (or something along those lines)! And he takes awesome photos (not of the porn like stuff but like this) and that does things for me (the awesome photos not the porn.....)

Confab: I'm pretty sure he plays the guitar (HOT) but even if I'm wrong, his posts come across with the right sense of well balanced, not too cocky yet confidently attractive.

The Whackster: One of my favourites (there, I said it!). Sorry ladies, definitely don't want to step on any toes but I agree wholeheartedly (if not a bit too much) with this one. My words can't do him or his blog justice. *swoon*

Java - I very rarely understand some his posts (sorry!) and this just makes him all the more attractive (what can I say - I'm glutton for punishment!). I'm sure I could learn a lot from Java.....

Poet: Because he makes fun of my Tamil and because he and Sach knew who I was a lil' early on. And his blog is so random with the cricket, The Bard and the heavy metal that I absolutely love reading it!

The Newbies: Guys, I have only recently started reading your blogs (apologies but since I got a new job I just don't have time!). So even if I've mentioned you in the next couple of sentences - you definitely have an admirer in me!

The Unsilent: Everything about your blog screams hottie at me. I think it's the whole mysterious thing and you write so well!

Jerry: Because his blog is so random and.... Well it's just so random. I love the fact that you write what you feel without giving it a second thought. That's what it's about - hottie! Though youngie!

Paparé Boy: The fact that you used an accented e (é) turns me on like you wouldn't believe! And you like Calvin and Hobbes. How awesome is your taste?!

MyPrerogative: You're hot. It's as simple as really. You like the Emirates, you're hot, you have an awesome war cry, you're hot and I really want to find you in that bar! You're too young but definitely HOT!

OK - so now that I have named half of the blogosphere, exposed how much of a floozy I am and that I give a hell of a lot of free loving (it's all good baby!) - I shall go hang my head in shame for all of 5 minutes!