Awkward

T: One of your friends on our table was super cute and I 'sensed' some chemistry? What was her name and am I wrong? Good to see you tonight sweets. X

Scrumps: Which one? Let me know innit. Always a pleasure seeing you too honey! x

T: Ah man. Don’t make me describe a Sri Lankan gal. Sat next to A? Slim, tanned? x

S: His wife you mean?!

T: Duh! The other side! X

S: RL?

T: One more? I know who RL is, punk.

S: A was sitting in between RL and his wife!

T: Erm..I just remembered, she probably wasn’t sitting at our table but you were hanging out with her at the dance floor. Oh I give up!