A slightly different variation on Gutter’s episode of Monday mornings.
So I walked into my local shop by the tube station today. I would try and type this in Thanglish but it wouldn’t do it justice!
Cute – ish guy who works in the shop (CGWWITS): Are you from SL? (In English)
Me: Yes. (In English)
CGWWITS: Tamil ah? (In Tamil now)
Me: Yes I’m Tamil. (In English)
CGWWITS: Are you working or studying? (Brownie points for thinking I still look young enough to be studying! – In Tamil)
Me: Yes I am.
CGWWITS: Oh. Whereabouts? (Still in Tamil)
Me: Mentions a vague area of London.
CGWWITS: Oh, ok. So what’s your name? (In Tamil still)
Me: Thank you, bye… *pays for goods and literally legs it out of the shop* (Definitely in English!)
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9 comments:
:D jus another day in da life of scrumpy ;)
First a bus driver, now a shop assistant? You on a roll, girl! ;-)
heh,
"Gutter"
:D
I noticed you've changed the name of your blog, perhaps that explains these incidents....?
aney bung!!! I though you said he was CUTE?!?! So what if he was a bit stalkerish as well...he WAS cute was he not? (In kaisers kingdom thats all that really matters! :p ) hehe you should have given him your number and gone through the trauma of changing it all because of him...im contradicting myself arent i?...hmmm....*walks off before he says stupider things* Buh bye you! hugs!
Btw..i LOVE your trippy-floating-tag cloud thingamjig!!! Very very entertaining *grins happily*
Gehan: If only you knew!
Pseudorandom: Yeah - clearly! *please note the voice dripping in sarcasm*
Jerry: "Heh" HUH?!
JP: Because my heart is on my sleeve I'm just putting out more?! :-P
KC: Oh my God - the trauma of changing numbers. I defintely do not want to go back there!
And the cloud thing is cool no? I like! :)
my cloud is cooler... ;)
hi :D lol..
lol... happens I guess.. :P
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